My first post! And possibly my last. I feel close to death. Instead of going to my softball games tonight, coming home, reading, and doing something productive, I'm laying on my couch, writing to no one (since no one follows my blog), and watching the Major League Baseball All-Star Game. I know, riveting.
Anywho, it's currently tied 3-3 heading to the bottom of the sixth in St. Louis. President Obama threw out the first pitch earlier to St. Louis Cardinals first baseman Albert Pujols, the best baseball player alive and a seemingly good guy. It was a pretty good effort, which means it didn't bounce or go sailing over the catcher's head. Earlier this year I threw out the first pitch at a Canaries game- a perfect strike, of course. It was my first, and last, moment of professional baseball glory. Until I drink too much at an Orioles game in the future, strip down naked, and run onto the field before being tackled violently by some meathead security guard recently retired from the NFL, that is.
Speaking of the mighty Baltimore Orioles, Adam Jones (the long O's All-Star) is in the game!! Woohoo!!! Give 'em hell Jonesy!
Back to my sickness, because I know everyone cares. I'm freakin' exhausted-my head is pounding, my entire body aches, swallowing hurts my throat, and I'm so nauseated it feels like I just finished a Power Hour drinking Guiness. Ugh. Okay enough complaining.
Yes!! Sara Evans is singing "God Bless America" during the seventh inning stretch. Who's Sara Evans? The sexiest country music singer alive. After rocking "God Bless America," Sara gave a cute look into the camera confirming my suspicion that she's into me. I read ya Sara, I read ya.
Alright, enough for now. I've got tons to do, not that I'm doing any of it tonight. But this is the end of my inaugural post. I'm a blogger!! Hold onto your nipples America, this could get wild.
Back tomorrow morning.
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